Monthly Archives: April 2005

I went and recover my old blog at ebloggy this is what I found.. It still knocked me off….

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Join the Cili Padi gang of Amoz 2 and you’ll get the fun to have your acting, dancing, instrumental, arts, makeups, technical (lighting & sound) or management (directing, stage, technical) skills tested!

Let us interview Elmund, so-called leader of Amos 2 Watchmen group, who have been through the stage for the first time in his life, in the fore-mentioned gang:

Watchman: Wow, is that you, Elmund? The one holding the bottle in the photo?
Elmund: Huh? *Hick*
Watchman: Erm… well, I was asking if the person who is being
published on the Amos 2 Watchmen Yahoo group is really you?
Elmund: *Hick* ZZZzzzzz…. ZZZZzzzzz…

Watchman: Yikes! Well, that’s all folks. It seems that Elmund have denied that he have any part in the act. Now, let us meet the Alex, the so-called manager of Amos 2 Watchmen group. He have been in the Cili Padi gang as the technical sound manager most of his life. Hi Alex!
Alex: Hi! How’s life?
Watchman: Erm… so-far-so-good. So, tell me, what is your role as
part of the Cili Padi?
Alex: Ne~… take photo lor… I have been forced to do that everytime mah.
Watchmen: Then, how about your role in the sound technicalities?
Alex: Hmm… like this lah, I just choose some nice songs from my bulk of album and slip-slap everything together. Then I click this button and everything goes “WHOA…”. It just goes like that.
Watchman: Like that hia? Ok lorr… that goes the very technical explaination from the talented technical audio person who happens to be the main contributer to the Amos 2 activity records. To tell the truth, everything that resulted from that button clicked is always very good. Thank you very much Alex.
Alex: …

Watchman: Now, let us move on to the script-writter cum great-actor for the Cili Padi gang, Chung Ang. Helo Chung Ang!
CA: Yes?
Watchman: We heard that you have been the great contributer in your script writting skills to the gang. Before being promoted to script writting, you have also performed greatly along with all other actors. Is that true?
CA: Ya lor. You know hah, it’s so hard during that time to act. I feel that it is easier for me to tap into my resourcesful mind which is fueled by the Holy Spirit. It’s a breeze for me to write any script with just a breath….
Watchman: You mean with just a single breath you can finnish a whole script? That’s amazing!
CA: …
CA: So carelesss…!
CA: …
Watchman: …
Watchman: Well, anyway, we thank Chung Ang for his great time. It’s really a priviledge to interview the great artisan of the group.

Watchman: Let us now focus our view on Kevin, the person who shatered the record of being able to hug many children in one single act. Hi Kevin!
Kevin: Hi!
Watchmen: Tell me Kevin, I heard that with just a single act of yours, you are able to make all the children in your audience to come to hug you?
Kevin: Right! What else do you expect from me, the greate Val… *ekhem* I mean, humble actor as me.
Watchman: …
Kevin: Well, initially I tried to make them all cry but it ended up I have to make everyone happy. Else all the parents will be after me. So I shouted a very great phrase and all the children come and hug me… I dunno why but maybe the Holy Spirit touches their heart when they see the cute character that I acted.
Watchman: …
Kevin: Anyway, you know how the chickens are skinned? It goes like, first, they s….
Watchman: We all thank Kevin for his explaination. May I know what other plans you have in Cili Padi gang?
Kevin: Hah! I’ll make the storm on the stage! By the way, do you know how tribals stip off the skin of dog? First, they cu…

Watchman: Thank you Kevin! Now, let us move on to the great Sim who have make all the ladies cry from the stage.
Watchman: Sim, how are you today?
Sim: Just like that nia lorr….
Watchman: Ok, we heard you have make have acted violently against all the ladies on the stage. What happened?
Sim: Aiyo, you should not judge a book by the cover. I may acted violent, but actually i am… different in the inside.
Watchman: Ok, can you tell us what you think about acting for Cili Padi gang?
Sim: Suure~! I get to release my stress from my work everytime I acted. Hah, I also experience how to manage a good family you know. With all the good family values tried to be potrayed by all the acts, I get to understand how everyone feeled.
Watchman: That’s good to hear! What do you think about your audience?
Sim: Just like that lorr… but I would like to tell everyone here that in acting, you get all the fun. You can mock anyone you want and call it off because you are only acting. You can do anything you want which is out of the act and said you are just trying out different approaches…
Watchman: Well, we thank you for your time.
Sim: You’re welcome.

Watchman: Now, let us interview our resourceful cameraman, THE Matthew! Hi Matthew!
Matt: What?
Watchman: Hehehe… ok, Matthew. Tell us about your role in the Cili Padi gang?
Matt: err… i take videos of the performance…
Watchman: And what else did you do? Your plans?
Matt: err… like that lah. But I want to be the professional video shooter that takes every angle of the performance. If you miss out anything, I have it. You dun have it? I have it! What else do you need? I also have it! But can you return me the tape?
Watchman: Tape?
Matt: err… the tape that you took. A person with my role needs it or else I cant get what want for what I have that you dont have.
Watchman: Erm… hehehhe… ok, no, no, no… this interview are not supposed to talk about this…
Matt: …err…
Watchman: We thank Matthew for his time… and let us move on…

Watchman: You all know this person that I am going to interview next. Ah Ming! He’s the person who take the spotlight of the whole show!
AM: Hey! Tell you not to misslead people hah… I take the focus light and shine on the actors. Without me, actors will have no focus from the audience. You know how much effort that takes? It’s like you have a hot and burning bazooka in your hand and you wanna shoot everyone on the stage.
Watchman: …
AM: What everyone do not know is that the great white focus light will only shine on them if I want it. I felt so superior when holding it. If I dont like you, you dont get the spot light!
Watchman: Hehehe… ok, we thank Ah Ming for his time in this interview.

Watchman: Alright, we now turn to the great actor of the century who have been missing from the Amos 2 Watchmen group. Alvin! He’s been the lead actor of the century and is in his way to the stardom! Tell us Alvin, what do you think about the last lead act you was in?

Alvin: Well, i get to be not me. I get to do what I planned to do since my young curious age! I can do all the evil things and everyone still encourages me. It make me so sad that I want to cry… how the Lord has forsake this little one and thrown me into the ferocious Cili Padi gang. But, this trial have given me great strength through the Lord. I have won and I’ll win in His name again! I’ll grow and grow in His name and no one will be able to touch me!
Watchman: …
Watchman: Well, we thank Alvin for his great time.

We thank all the audience for reading this.

DISCLAIMER
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The author reserves the right to alter this document and he is not to be blammed for the hurt and discouragement on everyone caused by this writting. The stories and the scripts in the writting is fake in many angles. To get the actual story, you have to join in the Cili Padi gang and ask from the director Hui Lih who we have yet to interview in this round.
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Holankia: This is done by none other than Elmund Good one Hahaha.. Keep on going man.. Who knows you’ll be the next script writer
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I couldn’t believed what has happened.. I went and shake it, slap it, even almost went to the extent of trying to kick it(whereby I didn’t had the heart to do so).. ~_~ But it just remain there.. Motionless, and couldn’t even see what’s happenning around it. I’ve brought it here and there and everywhere.. And still it couldn’t see.. ~_~ It’s eyes open, but it still can’t see.. Either it’s dead or just blind.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..

You must be wondering what in the world am I refering to… Oh well.. My faithful Canon Powershot A70, is now currently blind. ~_~ I’m tempted to bring it for repairs. But when I went to see the review.. Most of the people who went and repair the camera lens, by the time the warranty period is over, it goes back to the same problem.. Haiizzz… Oh well.. Will see what to do with it.. After close to two years of going into battle taking lots of pictures, as well as movie. Finally it’s time for it to take a rest, while the master will think of a way to operate it.. Bwhahahaha.. Oh well. Guess some people are just plain unlucky.. I was so happy when I called the warranty department regarding my memory card, and said it was back.. When I plugged it in to my camera it went blank.. Think it’s the CCD problem which could cost quite a lot to fix.. Oh well. WIll see how it goes.. ~_~ Anyway, I’ve got to go.. Oh well. I think i’ll just put it aside unless can find a cheap spare part.. ~_~ Have a nice day!

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Oh yeah.. I just can’t get this tune out from my head.. Witchdoctor by Cartoon.. Yeah, I know it’s a pretty old song.. But hey, it’s still fun.. Hahahaha.. And I have a few ideas on making a movie out of it.. BUT MY CAMERA IS DEAD !_!
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(Request for Technical Support)

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing
the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
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today was good.. It was the church’s family day. So we had games and most important of all. Makan!!!! Yay! So will start from the beginning..

Got up about 6 to get ready and all.. NOt long later.. Fell back to sleep.. Bwhahaha.. Then receive a call from Elaine, saying to pick up Chung Ang. So went and pick the bugger up.. Upon arrival, there was breakfast.. BWhahaha.. So makan a lot.. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to tapao. But anyway, then the games were about to start.. So we were like divided into 4 groups.. I went and collect the flags for the gang. At first I took yellow, cuz I heard that the person who was giving out the flag saying that yellow no one join.. So oklorr. By the time we were lining up, other groups complain sayin that yellow was too much.. So the gang migrate to green.. Anyway, a picture is worth a thousand words…

Here’s the link…

Family Day @ FMCOk.. At the end of the day, we were happy and so were everyone else Have a nice day!
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Congrats to Sim last nite who was baptize.. Anyway here are the pictures.. Don’t want to blog much, cuz dunno what else to blog at the moment.. BWhahaha..

Baptism @ FMC

Oh yeah.. Bout the BB outing.. What I learned is that, never take advice from Chung Ang for direction.. HE has a VERY BAD sense of direction.. HAhaha.. And also if he ask you to take off your shoes and go for a walk to a nearby stream.. DON’T BELIEVE HIM.. HE’S HAS BAD ESTIMATION AT DISTANCE AS WELL!. Hhaha.. Guess that’s it. Here’s the pictures

BB Outing

Have a nice day!
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