Category Archives: Holankia

Been a while since I last post. Yeah. Pretty much got holan lately. Anyway.. So many things had happened for the past few weeks, and I must say things didn’t normally turned out the way you really want it to be. But in the end, it’s all good! Hehehe..

So what will my post be today going to be like. Well. Google basically holan me. As my other blog, which got demoted from a Rank 4 to Rank 2, causing me not to be able to get higher paid post and not being able to get any post as well which pretty much sux. But it’s all good, which gives me more time to think about doing something else for now.. So basically thinking of remodeling way of bloggin. And yes, will be cutting down on PPP, which doesn’t really matter as there’s nothing much I can do about it. Lol.

Life Journey of Holankia, will basically be talking more on daily happenings of my life. Yeap, so wanna know what I’ve been up to, you can come here and have a look. Basically nothing much interesting, except the occasional you get to see a fire breathing dragon get slain in front of the shop and you can be sure I will have a live report on it. Hehehe.

328′s Blog, will basically talk more on business as well as making money. Ever since I got introduced to PPP, I’ve noticed that most of my post are ads. And as a result, ratings of my blog drop drastically. So I guess, that’s why google went and demote me. How sad.. But life goes on. Anyway, won’t be posting much ads for now, since my rank has been demoted. But it’s all good. Will still be posting on eBay as well. Lots of good news coming for those who wish to start selling on-line. You can head over there and have a look.

My Photo Album, has just been created to post mostly pictures that was taken using my beloved Digital Kiss X a.k.a Canon 400D. Actually I’ve started an album at blogspot, but I’ve forgotten the password and the username. Anyway, thought of using wordpress once again since I’ve gotten so familiar with it. So expect to see pictures there.

Anyway, by doing so. Hopefully I’ll start to get my rep up again and being able to post higher paid post in PPP. But until then, I would require to be extra cautious in watching my rank go up as well as getting more traffic in. But anyway. It’s all good! I’ll post some more happenings later.

Signing out-Holankia
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Here we go again. Before I head back to my other work place. Thinking of doing some more PPP. But apparently, it seems to be a little bit less. Guess it happens, when you suddenly got demoted to PR3.. Lol.. Anyway, it’s all good. Been busy trying to do other things at the moment. And apparently, it didn’t worked as well as I thought.. Lol.. Kurang ilham, they called it. Always having mind block each time I want to start typing out something.

Not to say that nothing happened today, but rather.. When I started to type something, then suddenly I feel prolly it’s not much worth blogging for.. That’s why the absence of blogging. Plus some more I have a lot of back logs I need to clear off. And hopefully by next month things would turned out better.

The picture above which I took few weeks ago had made $2.50. Lol, considering it seems pretty cheap and all. But it’s been good Ok.. Will explain more about it later
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I tell you story man what had happened today. This one really holan-holan post. Probably will start to telling you what happened. This morning hoh, I went out with Deluxe and go get a few things done. After that, we went to this bank Al Rahji Bank. Interior very sui man, all blue and blue. Anyway, I was telling Deluxe that I like the chair. And was hoping if they could let me have it or not. Anyway, the story didn’t start there…..

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It all started out, on the 2nd of October 2007. When all the planets were align in a straight row, a mysterious figure suddenly woke up from his slumber and began switching on his computer and got connected to the Internet. As he tries to rekindle that missing part of his life, which was once blogging. Once a heroic figure whom was once popular back in 2003, had suddenly disappeared from the world of blogging in 2005. After years of disappearance, he has finally decided to show up once again. And this hero is called………… Holankia!
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I’m back.. And this time. Nothing much to update.. Got holan lately ?? Well.. I guess not.. Hehehe.. Ok.. Ppl keep on asking me what in the world is holan.

Holan can be used for practically anything.. Ermm.. For instance.. Let say u made an appointment with a friend in a kopi-tiam nearby at 3pm. So what happen is that, u go there and wait for 3 hours (Siaw wait so long and still dun want to call ur friend what’s up). and still haven’t show up. That mean you just got “Holan” and your friend just “Holan” you. Understand ?

Oklah. I try to put in a much more easier way. For instance ur lecturer say that ok class tomolo exam from chapter 1-10.. Then you would say.. Alamak, this lecturer kuat holan. Only tell us last minute. Never mind, you study the whole 10 chapters. And then, the next day.. No exam.. And again, u say.. “Ai see lo”, no exam ah. You just kenak holan, and ur lecturer holan you.. Can understand or not ?? No ah..

Ok.. 1 more example of holan. For instance your friend got good kang tao. and then he don’t share with you. He only tell u when the kang tao finish already. By then, you got holan, and ur friend holan you. Understand ?? Alamak still dun understand ah.. okay.. final example ok… After this no more..

Ok.. It’s like this.. No matter how much i explain to you what holan means, you still dun understand. So what happen here is that, you holan me because after trying to explain so many times and you still dun get it. That means I kenak holan by all of you.. So you all just holan me.. Understand.. Dun understand then it’s okay lah.. I lazy to kenak holan again by u.

Words of wisdom ” Don’t Holan Holan, until Holan, Holan’s You “… Hehehehe… So what’s the moral of this story ?? Well.. It doesn’t matter lah, if u kenak holan or not. The most important thing is that dun get too frustrated about it lorr.. Just say it’s okaylah.. Never mind lah.. Not the first time kenak holan so it’s ok lah.. hehehe. okaylah.

Why I choose the nick Holankia? Well not that I always go around and Holan people, but rather it was pretty much the other way round. I always kenak holan! So it’s all good See you soon!

Good Way To Learn Hokkien ??

Children is kina kia
Bird is chiao kia
Korean Car is Kia
Give birth is seh kia
Furniture is Ikea
Police is mata kia
Small house is chu kia
Country name is Czechoslovakia
Puppy is kao kia
Kitten is ngiao kia
Chicken is kuey kia
Rabbit is tu kia
H/phone is nokia
I’m Hokkien kia,
Malay is huan na kia
Hindu is kit leng kia
Kuai lou is ang mo kia
Chinese is t’ng lang kia
Japanese is jit pun kia
Bad Guy is phai kia
Good Guy is ho kia
Person who read this message is Gong Kia
If you laugh, you are Siow Kia
And the person who owns this site is HOLAN KIA! Hua hua hua

Disclaimer : Please take note whatever I write in this blog is purely out of fun, and will have nothing to do with the living or the dead.  As most of the characters in here will be fictional or non fictional depending on how I feel on that day.  Anyway, it’s all good. Looking forward to see more of you soon
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